nyquildriver:

I’m so glad this moment was captured on video

an incomplete list of times a bat has yelled for superman’s help

mycroftrh:

- six years after they met, batman called for superman’s help for the first time, when he realized he couldn’t save a child from a fire

- dick grayson, age 8, called for superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 9, called superman to open a jam jar (strawberry)

- alfred, age lots, called superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 11, called superman to open a jam jar (grape)

- bruce wayne called superman to comfort dick grayson, who had just been fired as robin

- ace the bathound barked for superman to save batman from a death trap

- bruce wayne called superman to ask why, precisely, dick grayson was now superhero-ing under a kryptonian name

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap

- batman called superman to save jason todd from a death trap. superman was in a different solar system.  he didn’t hear his name.

- barbara gordon called superman to help subdue supergirl, who was mind-controlled at the time

- dick grayson, age 19, called superman to open a jam jar (raspberry)

- tim drake called superman to save batman from a death trap

- stephanie brown called superman to see if she could

- tim drake called superman to tell superboy to take his earbuds out

- batman called superman because the batplane had just exploded at 17,000 feet, and he can’t fly, at all

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap that he had himself set up

- dick grayson, age 24, called superman to open a jam jar (fig)

- dick grayson called superman to ask him why he hadn’t saved his father

- damian wayne called superman to save batman (dick grayson) from a death trap

- cassandra cain called superman so he could interpret her signs for a particularly skeevy alleyway ruffian.  he refused to interpret some of the signs.

- batman called superman to tell him to get lois some damn flowers already so she would stop texting him

- a failsafe device made by barbara gordon and tim drake automatically called superman to save batman from a death trap

- duke thomas called superman because he was dared to and he didn’t think it would work (it did)

- dick grayson, age 26, called superman to open a jam jar (apricot)

- damian wayne called superman to tell superboy (jon kent) to take his earbuds out

- selina kyle called superman to save a kitten from a tree

- dick grayson, age 28, called superman to save batman from a jam jar (giant, acid-filled)

an incomplete list of times a bat has yelled for superman’s help

mycroftrh:

- six years after they met, batman called for superman’s help for the first time, when he realized he couldn’t save a child from a fire

- dick grayson, age 8, called for superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 9, called superman to open a jam jar (strawberry)

- alfred, age lots, called superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 11, called superman to open a jam jar (grape)

- bruce wayne called superman to comfort dick grayson, who had just been fired as robin

- ace the bathound barked for superman to save batman from a death trap

- bruce wayne called superman to ask why, precisely, dick grayson was now superhero-ing under a kryptonian name

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap

- batman called superman to save jason todd from a death trap. superman was in a different solar system.  he didn’t hear his name.

- barbara gordon called superman to help subdue supergirl, who was mind-controlled at the time

- dick grayson, age 19, called superman to open a jam jar (raspberry)

- tim drake called superman to save batman from a death trap

- stephanie brown called superman to see if she could

- tim drake called superman to tell superboy to take his earbuds out

- batman called superman because the batplane had just exploded at 17,000 feet, and he can’t fly, at all

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap that he had himself set up

- dick grayson, age 24, called superman to open a jam jar (fig)

- dick grayson called superman to ask him why he hadn’t saved his father

- damian wayne called superman to save batman (dick grayson) from a death trap

- cassandra cain called superman so he could interpret her signs for a particularly skeevy alleyway ruffian.  he refused to interpret some of the signs.

- batman called superman to tell him to get lois some damn flowers already so she would stop texting him

- a failsafe device made by barbara gordon and tim drake automatically called superman to save batman from a death trap

- duke thomas called superman because he was dared to and he didn’t think it would work (it did)

- dick grayson, age 26, called superman to open a jam jar (apricot)

- damian wayne called superman to tell superboy (jon kent) to take his earbuds out

- selina kyle called superman to save a kitten from a tree

- dick grayson, age 28, called superman to save batman from a jam jar (giant, acid-filled)

everythingfox:

Delivery for somebody sad

fuzzydeergirl:

gyaradont:

Orpheus turned around cause lil nas x slid down the pole right behind him

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shurtbalswasherefirst:
“ blahhaus:
“ Summoned
” ”

shurtbalswasherefirst:

blahhaus:

Summoned

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times-chu:
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times-chu:

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times-chu:

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bendasthecrimson:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

What about the crucifixes that have a little crucified Jesus on them? Do they all think they’re Jesus?

stepfather-stampler:

simplyfroggy:

“So now there’s a man with an axe riding a bear with a fanny pack with a dude inside it, and on top of that is a small child who was in a fighting arena holding a stick thats on fire.”

- Anthony Burch. If this doesn’t convince you to listen to dungeons and daddies i don’t know what will

It really is the best podcast around

gayaceinspace:
“ averyiscoldpizza:
“ fairytalephantasy:
“ cuddlingwithsatan:
“ ottermatopoeia:
“ what a beautiful wedding
”
said a bridesmaid to a waiter
”
yes but what a shame
”
the poor grooms bride is a llama
”
What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE...

gayaceinspace:

averyiscoldpizza:

fairytalephantasy:

cuddlingwithsatan:

ottermatopoeia:

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

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eg-nogg:

I’m growing accustomed to the idea that whenever you hear a brief mention of any song in dungeons and daddies, Freddie is absolutely going to put a whole ass parody of said song at the beginning of the next episode and I think that’s just beautiful

dajo42:

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figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner

mctrashkingart:

I’ve been wanting to make a dndads animatic for a while so here I am ✨ its completely for fun so it’s not perfect. I screen recorded myself going through the frames to capture the audio cuz you can’t insert it yet on procreate but I think it turned out ok 😅